You know what I love? A nice warm puppy. I don't think there's anything better in the whole wide world.
Puppies are like babies. Except they're less needy. You have to teach babies to walk. Puppies already know how to walk. Less needy.
But do you know what's even better about a puppy? They're wiggly and plump and they run around and snuggle with everyone! I would kill to have that life. Puppies have got it all.
Sure, people are down on puppies sometimes because they cry at night. But so do babies. And puppies pee on things sometimes. But so do alcoholics. And there are days when puppies chew up your shoes. But what raccoon hasn't done the same thing?
My puppy is a giant beast. He loves to lick everyone and his whole body shakes with excitement whenever anyone comes through the door. He's clumsy and often runs into things because his huge body is a little too excited to see you to worry about manuvering around things. He just walks right through them instead.
If you're a cat person, you probably don't appreciate these traits like I do. I adore my puppy. He's the disgusting silly love of my life! But some cat people say they'd rather chill with a cat.
I guess that's okay. But you don't see me writing an ode to kittens do you? As a result, puppies are clearly superior.
How many famous cats are there? Garfield. Snowball II. That's it.
But how many famous dogs are there? Lassie. Rin Tin Tin. Pluto. Goofy (Maybe. He may or may not be a dog.). Santa's Little Helper. That one skateboarding dog. The Taco Bell chihuahua. Air Bud. Baxter from Anchorman. Jim Carrey's jack russell terrier in The Mask. My Dog Skip. Comet from Full House. Wishbone.
Hmm... what pet does AMERICA love more?
That's what I thought. Puppies kick ass.
Cats are okay. There's nothing wrong with them. They're just not puppies!
Hey I also have a new video posted called "The Boyfriend" that I made with my little cousins. Check it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=078CGWTCcYE
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I do like puppies. I actually just finished watching Dogs 101...but I do feel I have to throw out a couple more cat references just to keep things even.
ReplyDeleteThe aristocats (how could you forget that everybody wants to be a cat?), "That Darn Cat", Oliver from "Oliver and Company", There's a cat show on PBS something about asian cats (I don't know what it's called). There's the cat that always gets people's tongues (haha), there's the cat in the hat...etc etc.