Disclaimer: This is a blog for all of those people who don't want to see certain movies, but would like to know what happens in them so they can relate in conversations. Believe me, it comes in handy. However, my blog will tell the movie EXACTLY as it is in theaters, so I don't recommend reading this if you are in fact going to see the movie, as it will RUIN the end for you. So, that's my spoiler alert.
Marley and Me
Once there was a guy named John Grogan and a lady named Jenny Grogan and they weren't brother and sister, they were married.
One day, Jenny killed a plant and decided she wanted a baby.
John bought her a puppy. It wasn't a labradoodle.
They named their puppy Marley. He destroyed the house.
Little did they know, their dog was evil. And ate too much.
He ripped up everything, and humped everyone, and peed where no dog should be peeing.
One day, a girl got stabbed in her car, so John and Jenny and Marley moved to Boca.
Oh, did I mention Jenny got pregnant? 4 times! 1 was a miscarriage though. It was sad.
Oh, also, Marley got his balls cut off.
Then they moved to Philadelphia. Marley got old and died. And the family was happy because he was an evil dog and nobody liked him anyway.
They were so happy they cried tears of joy.
But they loved that evil monster, and so they had a funeral, and Owen Wilson said a speech and then it was over.
The End.
This has been At the Movies with Lauren. Tune in next time!
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